An extract from my wife’s prayer last night
“Heavenly Father, please help me to find a pair of trousers that fits tomorrow AND is suitable for our trip to DC. Please also help me not to have a massive self-esteem crisis when I can’t find anything I like that fits.”
Seems to roughly translate as: “Please help me achieve the almost impossible and when you fail to help me with that please help me avoid the inevitable.”
I have been shopping with this woman a lot and this is a tall order even for a deity.
It just made me laugh so I thought I would share.
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